Satnav Snout Enthusiast Pillows

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

When Pugs dream.

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Maps

Sat Nav: G Spot?

"Recalculating."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

Recalculating!

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

'Just think, dear - with the GPS up front and my mother in the back, you can be nagged in stereo!'

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

Sat-Navvy

"In 187 cubicles, turn right and the exit will be on your left."

Two flies at a flower.'You and your stupid rubbish SAT NAV!'

'We're lost... I knew I shouldn't have listened to your directions!'