Sat Nav Enthusiast Pillows

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"At the first opportunity, make a U turn."

Sat Nav: G Spot?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'Backseat driver...'

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

Second Chance Exit.

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

"Recalculating."

Recalculating!

'I see you used the sat nav to get home.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

"Can you just admit we're lost and check the GPS?"

Tourist and the Right Way

'No! No! You were keeping a note of what level we were on!'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

"… and if you pass the 15th Starbucks, you’ve gone too far."

Sat Nav Directions.