Satnav Snout Enthusiast Prints

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

When Pugs dream.

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

Maps

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Fake Out! You are 300 miles from Dulles Airport! Hahah!

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

Sat Nav: G Spot?

"Recalculating."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Recalculating!

Intelligent Navigation Device...

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

'Just think, dear - with the GPS up front and my mother in the back, you can be nagged in stereo!'

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

"Do I put Google Maps on driving or walking directions?"

"In 187 cubicles, turn right and the exit will be on your left."

'Our SatNav says it's a scenic roundabout.'

'We're lost... I knew I shouldn't have listened to your directions!'

Two flies at a flower.'You and your stupid rubbish SAT NAV!'

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

Sat-Navvy