Satnav Enthusiast Gifts

Two flies at a flower.'You and your stupid rubbish SAT NAV!'

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

Second Chance Exit.

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

Fake Out! You are 300 miles from Dulles Airport! Hahah!

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

Sat Nav: G Spot?

We know you don't need us. Go on, use your precious GPS. See if we care. Sensitive signs.

'In two meters turn left!'

Mice-Maze Lab. Hey, no using Mapquest!

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'