Satnav Enthusiasts Gifts

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

'In two meters turn left!'

Sat Nav: G Spot?

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

Recalculating!

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

'Before I got a pair, I'd sometimes just walk around aimlessly.'

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

Fat Nav

'Just think, dear - with the GPS up front and my mother in the back, you can be nagged in stereo!'

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

"In 1,000 feet, you're still lost."

Left Way, Right Way and Another Way.

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

"Recalculating."

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."

Two flies at a flower.'You and your stupid rubbish SAT NAV!'

"In 187 cubicles, turn right and the exit will be on your left."

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