Sat Nav Aficionado Gifts

"Do I put Google Maps on driving or walking directions?"

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'Backseat driver...'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

Second Chance Exit.

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

Sat Nav: G Spot?

"Recalculating."

Donut Den. Hi, I have an appointment to get my cars navigations system fixed.

Mice-Maze Lab. Hey, no using Mapquest!

We know you don't need us. Go on, use your precious GPS. See if we care. Sensitive signs.

'I see you used the sat nav to get home.'

Recalculating!