Satellite Navigation Enthusiast Gifts

There's one up there.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Goose checking his GPS.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

'Acquiring Satellite.'

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

Second Chance Exit.

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'