Satellite Navigation Geeks Gifts

"Recalculating."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Recalculating!

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Goose checking his GPS.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

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