Satellite Geek Gifts

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Alien David statue

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

First Contact

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Spy Satellite

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

"I'm your sun!"

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

The First Alien Contact

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."