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Dog listening to a satellite dish.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Alien David statue

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Dr. Roo.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

First Contact

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Spy Satellite

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

The First Alien Contact

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'