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Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

Alien David statue

"Houston, we have a problem."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Dr. Roo.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'Flight simulator'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

First Contact

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Flights and Coronavirus

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"What do you mean, 'Who's el ca-pi-tán to Albuquerque'?"

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

TSA

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Europa Clipper