Mars Geek T-Shirts

Life Discovered on Mars

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Dr. Roo.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Be open to help.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Astronaut

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Mars Rover

NASA Hits Shuffle

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Elephant and Castle

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Where did you leave the ship?'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

Recalculating!

Theory of Gravity