Mars Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

Major drought in America: 'Nice picture of Mars?'

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Can I borrow it to go to Mars?'

'...Water on Mars'

Mars Rover

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Well, that one got away."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Not now, Oliver."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Flying sauces.