Mars Enthusiast Gifts

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

Major drought in America: 'Nice picture of Mars?'

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Can I borrow it to go to Mars?'

'...Water on Mars'

Mars Rover

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Well, that one got away."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Flying sauces.