Mars Obsessed Gifts

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Occu-Pie Mars

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Save Mars

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Mars Rover

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

Alien Life on Mars

Life Discovered on Mars

'Who put that thing there?'

Mars Rover

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

'What are we having tonight, kitties? Fish, beef or the Bistro special?'

Martian restaurant and take away

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"'No travel insurance'? What do you mean, 'No travel insurance'??!!"

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.

Mars-A-Lago

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

Elon Musk caricature

Employment demands

"#skydiving"

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.