Mars Aficionado Gifts

"'No travel insurance'? What do you mean, 'No travel insurance'??!!"

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Back to school.

Raheem Sterling

Artifishial Intelligence

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"I think it loves us."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

A school of fish.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Dolphin

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'