Mars Aficionado Pillows

"'No travel insurance'? What do you mean, 'No travel insurance'??!!"

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"I think it loves us."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

A school of fish.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Dolphin

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Shark food pyramid.