Marvel Aficionado Pillows

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Kritik's Korner

"What the hell took so long?"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Canadian film production

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Moby Dick

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Treasure Island Book.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Batman O' War

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"