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"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"What the hell took so long?"

Canadian film production

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Treasure Island Book.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Spiro & Pusho illusionists