Super Villain Aficionado Pillows

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

Vlad the Inhaler

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Scarpia from Tosca

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

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