Villain Enthusiasts Pillows

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

"Come in, I've been expecting you..."

"Watch it! there goes the evil Darth Vaper!"

The Joker at the eye doctor.

"Could you cut it so it implies evil, whilst also hinting at megalomania?"

Transylvanian backpackers.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Scarpia from Tosca

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Get on with it!

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Fancy a pint?

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.