Villain Enthusiasts Gifts

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

Scarpia from Tosca

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

He looks so natural lying there...

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Get on with it!

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

How to fight a vampire snowman

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Fancy a pint?

Vampire on a plane

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Date Night

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"