Villain Fans Gifts

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Scarpia from Tosca

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

More Pardons

Evil Villain.

Job Interview with the Vampire.

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

'Another Scotch?'

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

"Never think outside the box!"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Birth of Darth Vader

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Vampire Humor

Vampire Sit ups

Cape costume