Villain Fans Pillows

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

Scarpia from Tosca

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

More Pardons

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

Evil Villain.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Another Scotch?'

Job Interview with the Vampire.

Lee Van Cleef

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

George Baker

"Never think outside the box!"

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Birth of Darth Vader

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Vampire Humor

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'