Virus Villain Aficionados Pillows

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

Scarpia from Tosca

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AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

"I've mutated."

Death in the red zone

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"You've managed to catch bird flu, swine flu and a touch of mad cow disease."

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

Caped Character

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

Old Darth Vader

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

Strainspotting

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

"There just aren't any good parts."

"I've been sent home to lay low. If anyone asks, no one in my virology lab knows anything about a rampaging army of pangolin-bat hybrids."

Actually, we're not looking for an evil genius right now.