Virus Aficionado Pillows

It's Time To Thank The Politicians!

Vlad the Inhaler

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Vampire Bat

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

Wifi Peacock

"I've mutated."

Love Hurts

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."