Virus Enthusiasts Pillows

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Date Night

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"I've mutated."

'I could have had a V-8!'

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"My new day job is killing me."

Transylvanian Snails.

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

Death in the red zone

''Fancy a quick pint?'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

'They're like ice! You're like a giant vampire bat sucking the warmth out of me!'

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"You've managed to catch bird flu, swine flu and a touch of mad cow disease."

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

No necking in public

"Yes, a lot of peple say that I remind them of Christopher Lee"

Strainspotting

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Master Vlad, we must not forget wearing our bib when we go out playing at night."

'How could cute hurt so much?'