Virus Aficionados Pillows

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Fighting the Zika Virus

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

Covid-19 reaper

"I've mutated."

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

Vampire afternoon tea.

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

"You've managed to catch bird flu, swine flu and a touch of mad cow disease."

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

Father to mother: 'Don't look now, but I think the baby just downloaded.'

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

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