Virus Aficionados Gifts

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Coronavirus Sisyphys

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

Covid-19 reaper

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

"I've mutated."

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Vampire afternoon tea.

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

Father to mother: 'Don't look now, but I think the baby just downloaded.'

"You've managed to catch bird flu, swine flu and a touch of mad cow disease."

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

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