Virus Enthusiast Gifts

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

Pangolins Gone Wild

"I've mutated."

The Other New Mutants 2021

"Omicron appears to be getting rather dominant."

'Of course I don't have any health insurance. I'm a virus!'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Coronavirus Surprise

"You've managed to catch bird flu, swine flu and a touch of mad cow disease."

Strainspotting

"I've been sent home to lay low. If anyone asks, no one in my virology lab knows anything about a rampaging army of pangolin-bat hybrids."

'Where was the TSA?'

Disease Management

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

Covid Variants

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

A Little Extra

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room