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Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"I've mutated."

The Other New Mutants 2021

"Omicron appears to be getting rather dominant."

'Of course I don't have any health insurance. I'm a virus!'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Coronavirus Surprise

"You've managed to catch bird flu, swine flu and a touch of mad cow disease."

Strainspotting

"I've been sent home to lay low. If anyone asks, no one in my virology lab knows anything about a rampaging army of pangolin-bat hybrids."

'Where was the TSA?'

Disease Management

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Covid Variants

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Coronavirus

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

'Ready or not, here I come!'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'