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"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

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"I think we may be related!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.