Virus Variation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Congratulations - it's a new variant!"

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"I've mutated."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

Delta and Omicron Race

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

Strainspotting

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

Alien observes Earth: A giant virus molecule.

"You've managed to catch bird flu, swine flu and a touch of mad cow disease."

"Next!"

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

"The good news is you caught the less severe variant."

Strainspotting

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

Doomsday Clock.

COVID 22

"I've been sent home to lay low. If anyone asks, no one in my virology lab knows anything about a rampaging army of pangolin-bat hybrids."

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

Summer of 2020

'We're in luck. The new virus is highly contagious...and so is the antibody.'

"There's a rumor that someone in the company is spreading a virus."