Virus Variation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Congratulations - it's a new variant!"

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

How to win friends and Influenza People.

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"I've mutated."

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

Delta and Omicron Race

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

Strainspotting

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

"You've managed to catch bird flu, swine flu and a touch of mad cow disease."

Alien observes Earth: A giant virus molecule.

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

"Next!"

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

"The good news is you caught the less severe variant."

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

Strainspotting

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Pangolins Gone Wild

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

COVID 22

Doomsday Clock.

"I've been sent home to lay low. If anyone asks, no one in my virology lab knows anything about a rampaging army of pangolin-bat hybrids."

'We're in luck. The new virus is highly contagious...and so is the antibody.'

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

Summer of 2020