Virus Geek Gifts

"I'm coming back. The air out here is filled with viruses!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Disease Management

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Covid Variants

How to win friends and Influenza People.

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"I've been genetically modified!"

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Praying Mantis.

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Knights of the Square Table.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."