Virus Guru Gifts

"He's worried about swine flu."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Disease Management

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

Covid Variants

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

AI Safety Officer

DNA Analysis.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Coronavirus

Nice park. . .

Jerk Gene

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Beware of Everything

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"