Virus Guru T-Shirts

"He's worried about swine flu."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Disease Management

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

Covid Variants

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

AI Safety Officer

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

DNA Analysis.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Jerk Gene

Beware of Everything

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Nice park. . .

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"