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Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Disease Management

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Fighting the Pandemic

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Coronavirus Sisyphys

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Coronavirus Waves

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

National Academy of Sport

Coronavirus world

COVID 19

Keep Fit.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Covid Shield

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

Congratulations on the new you!

Vaccinating Death

DNA Analysis.

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.