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ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Disease Management

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Fighting the Pandemic

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Coronavirus Sisyphys

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Coronavirus Waves

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

National Academy of Sport

Congratulations on the new you!

Vaccinating Death

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

COVID 19

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Coronavirus world

Keep Fit.

Covid Shield

'I gotta lose some weight.'

DNA Analysis.

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!