Immunity Guru T-Shirts

Talk about healthy, his immune system extends to knowledge!

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Any questions?"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Coronavirus Sisyphys

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Coronavirus Waves

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

National Academy of Sport

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Congratulations on the new you!

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Keep Fit.

'I gotta lose some weight.'

DNA Analysis.

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."

The Canary in the Coal Mine

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'