Immunity Guru Gifts

Self help acupuncture

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Any questions?"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Coronavirus Waves

Coronavirus Sisyphys

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

National Academy of Sport

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Keep Fit.

'I gotta lose some weight.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Congratulations on the new you!

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

DNA Analysis.

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

The Canary in the Coal Mine

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy