Covid Guru Gifts

Social Distancing

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Self help acupuncture

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

The Cougher

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Strainspotting

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Coronavirus Waves

Coronavirus Sisyphys

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

National Academy of Sport

Keep Fit.

Congratulations on the new you!

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."