Survival Guru Gifts

John rejoices at the the maturing of his corn crops as he will finally have a suitable side dish to go along with fish.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

65 Million Years Ago

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

AI Safety Officer

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I hate evolution!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Nice park. . .

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Beware of Everything

The trap