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Social Distancing Guru Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the social distancing guru in your life? Our collection features clever designs that highlight their dedication to safety and health. Perfect for those who lead by example and bring humor to social distancing. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and prints, find the ideal way to show appreciation for their cautious yet creative spirit.
Apple Picking 2020
A year ago I would have never guessed that tailgating in the driveway at home could feel like a normal thing to do.
"I met this really hot girl today."
"Are you at the correct distance?"
"Hey buddy, you're standing a bit too damned close."
Anti-Social Distancing
"At least we have our health"
Life 2020
"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"
DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)
"Too crowded. Let's go."
Club Antisocial
Leadership in the Covid-19 Era
"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."
"Who called this meeting again?"
Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).
The new normal
Social Distancing Club
"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
Coronavirus Romance
Happy Brithday
"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"
Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.
"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."
"I'm not lying. I'm social distancing."
"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."
"I'm fine going all zoom."
Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.
"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."
"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."
"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."
Football fans in corona times
". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"
Social Distancing Guru Gifts Collection
Social Distancing Guru Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for social distancing enthusiasts. Find witty and thoughtful designs that make every sip safer and more fun.
Social Distancing Guru Pillows
Browse our pillows ideal for social distancing fans. Add humor and comfort to their space with witty, themed designs.
Social Distancing Guru Prints
Check out our prints celebrating social distancing. Brighten up any room with creative artwork that captures their health-conscious spirit.
Social Distancing Guru T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts for social distancing advocates. Show off their responsible attitude with playful, creative designs they’ll love to wear.