Social Distancing Commentator Gifts

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

The future of boxing

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Who called this meeting again?"

Social Distancing Club

Fist Bumper Cars

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

"I'm fine going all zoom."

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

How Stupid Is Your Love?

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

Covid Restrictions

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

"You mustn't worry about bubbles - Daddy's spent all his life in one."

Delta and Omicron Race

Football fans in corona times

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

A confinement of convicts

Distancing with the Stars

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"You may now wave at the bride."

"That is six feet."

"Yes, Bond, It's a bit sparse, but most of them are furloughed or henching from home."

COVID-19 fever

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."