Confinement Commentator Gifts

A confinement of convicts

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Bribes for Jabs

Blue Origin

Comicron

Strainspotting

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

The Return of the Germ

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

A 9/11 Every Day

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

How Stupid Is Your Love?

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Mandatory mask use

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

Covid Restrictions

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

Delta and Omicron Race

Mosquito Test + Taste

Xmas Labour Shortage

Hospital say GPs will manage patients it has told doctors to discharge early.

Keep out - Covid-19

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."