Confinement Commentator Mugs

A confinement of convicts

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Comicron

Blue Origin

Strainspotting

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

The Return of the Germ

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Mandatory mask use

Covid Restrictions

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Delta and Omicron Race

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

Mosquito Test + Taste

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Xmas Labour Shortage

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

Hospital say GPs will manage patients it has told doctors to discharge early.

Covid Euro 2020