Social Distancing Expert Gifts

Alrighty... Let's begin our social distance-compliant tea party."

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

Buster takes the coronavirus social distancing rules to extremes. . .

"These circumstances are not ideal for a first date. . . or maybe they are."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Do we have to work this remotely?"

I am Self-Isolating

We will defeat pandemic. . .

"I think he's gone a bit OTT with the social distancing!"

No Coronvirus

COVID Party

Happy 50th Earth Day

"I don't suppose social distancing makes much difference to you Ron. People have been avoiding you like the plague for years!"

"Look - either you stick to the social distancing rule or I go back to my husband"

"It's hard to maintain a social distance when there are so many people you want to punch in the face."

"This is coronavirus man ... honoring all those who sheltered in place."

"We self isolated 27 years ago."

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

The arc of time.

Coronavirus Lockdown Reopening vs. Relapsing

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Who called this meeting again?"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

The new normal

Social Distancing Club

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Coronavirus Romance

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.