Social Distancing Commentator Pillows

The future of boxing

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Who called this meeting again?"

Fist Bumper Cars

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Delta and Omicron Race

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

Covid Restrictions

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

Football fans in corona times

A confinement of convicts

"You mustn't worry about bubbles - Daddy's spent all his life in one."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Distancing with the Stars

Hospital say GPs will manage patients it has told doctors to discharge early.

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

COVID-19 fever

The Flus Brothers

"I'm mainly motivated by greed."

"You may now wave at the bride."

"Yes, Bond, It's a bit sparse, but most of them are furloughed or henching from home."