Social Distancing Guru Pillows

Earth Is Closed For Business

Apple Picking 2020

A year ago I would have never guessed that tailgating in the driveway at home could feel like a normal thing to do.

"I met this really hot girl today."

"Are you at the correct distance?"

"Hey buddy, you're standing a bit too damned close."

Anti-Social Distancing

"At least we have our health"

Life 2020

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Who called this meeting again?"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

The new normal

Social Distancing Club

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Romance

Happy Brithday

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"I'm not lying. I'm social distancing."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

Football fans in corona times

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"