Social Distance Guru Pillows

2019: Stay away from negative people/2020: Stay away from positive people.

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Social distancing

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Distance to avoid contagion

'Modern romance'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

The New Normal

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

Apple Picking 2020

Elbow Sex

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

COVID 22

A couple breaks the two metre rule

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

You are here - They are there

Campground closed until further notice

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"

Pick Your Own

Keeping your Distance and still doing sports? No problem!

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

Working from home.

Socially Distancing Clowns