Social Distance Warrior Pillows

Distance to avoid contagion

'Modern romance'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

The New Normal

"You're not distancing."

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

COVID 22

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

Campground closed until further notice

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

Socially Distancing Clowns

Working from home.

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

Keeping your Distance and still doing sports? No problem!

You are here - They are there

Pick Your Own

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

New Normal People