Social Distance Warrior Pillows

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

Distance to avoid contagion

'Modern romance'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

The New Normal

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"You're not distancing."

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

Elbow Sex

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

COVID 22

A couple breaks the two metre rule

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"

You are here - They are there

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

Pick Your Own

Campground closed until further notice

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

Working from home.

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

Socially Distancing Clowns

Keeping your Distance and still doing sports? No problem!